I love
blogging. I love writing about my experiences with my kids, sharing ideas and tips, and getting feedback and hearing the opinions of the readers who leave comments. For the most part, I try to keep my blogs upbeat and positive, even while discussing something challenging--like
a hospital stay with a sick child or the
never-ending cycle called housework. But just for fun, here are a few examples of blogs I might write, followed by what I might really be thinking:
Instead of:
10 Fun and Easy Ways to Braid Your Little Girl's Hair
I want to write:
Crew Cuts: The New Look for Girls in 2014
Instead of:
Six Recipes that Will Appeal to Even the Pickiest of Eaters
I want to write:
Welcome to the Trough: Self-Service Dinner at Our House
Instead of:
Sibling Rivalry: Why Can't We All Just Get Along?
I want to write:
The Trampoline: The Cage Fighting Ring Right in Our Backyard
Instead of:
Date Night, Keeping the Spark Alive
I want to write:
Date Night, What's That?
Instead of:
Holiday Recipes to Try With Kids
I want to write:
Flour, Sugar, Raw Eggs, and Too Many Bossy Little Helpers Elbowing Each Other Off the Stool: A Recipe For Disaster
If you could write a snarky blog today, what would you call it?
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I would love to be able to read an alternative blog and in-cooperate the ideas from it with my own parenting style/beliefs etc.
HaHa, love it! “Tips to get your kids to clean their room” instead “Grab a shovel and make a path to the bed, it’s just like snow!”
Instead of, “10 Steps to a Better Bedtime”, I’d write, “I would happily pay $100 a night for a good night’s sleep”.
Hahaha! Too cute and I love the titles… very catchy!
Love this! Mine would be : I want to write “How to do it all” instead I write “We all survived tthe day in one piece”. :D
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