I love
blogging. I love writing about my experiences with my kids, sharing ideas and tips, and getting feedback and hearing the opinions of the readers who leave comments. For the most part, I try to keep my blogs upbeat and positive, even while discussing something challenging--like
a hospital stay with a sick child or the
never-ending cycle called housework. But just for fun, here are a few examples of blogs I might write, followed by what I might really be thinking:
Instead of:
10 Fun and Easy Ways to Braid Your Little Girl's Hair
I want to write:
Crew Cuts: The New Look for Girls in 2014
Instead of:
Six Recipes that Will Appeal to Even the Pickiest of Eaters
I want to write:
Welcome to the Trough: Self-Service Dinner at Our House
Instead of:
Sibling Rivalry: Why Can't We All Just Get Along?
I want to write:
The Trampoline: The Cage Fighting Ring Right in Our Backyard
Instead of:
Date Night, Keeping the Spark Alive
I want to write:
Date Night, What's That?
Instead of:
Holiday Recipes to Try With Kids
I want to write:
Flour, Sugar, Raw Eggs, and Too Many Bossy Little Helpers Elbowing Each Other Off the Stool: A Recipe For Disaster
If you could write a snarky blog today, what would you call it?
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Hahah these are so funny. My current one would be “how to take a successful road trip with a kid and toddler…and pregnant mommy” should really be “how to endure endless screaming and fighting while trying to hold my pee for hours” haha
Sometimes I wish I could actually read some of the alternative blogs! Parenting isn’t as easy as a checklist or joyfull as some bloggers make it out to be.
I love “The Trampoline: The Cage Fighting Ring Right in Our Backyard.” HaHa
Sleep while the baby sleeps?! When am I supposed to clean?
Ha, that’s so cute. I’m scared of having to do little girl hair. Seriously terrified.
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