I love
blogging. I love writing about my experiences with my kids, sharing ideas and tips, and getting feedback and hearing the opinions of the readers who leave comments. For the most part, I try to keep my blogs upbeat and positive, even while discussing something challenging--like
a hospital stay with a sick child or the
never-ending cycle called housework. But just for fun, here are a few examples of blogs I might write, followed by what I might really be thinking:
Instead of:
10 Fun and Easy Ways to Braid Your Little Girl's Hair
I want to write:
Crew Cuts: The New Look for Girls in 2014
Instead of:
Six Recipes that Will Appeal to Even the Pickiest of Eaters
I want to write:
Welcome to the Trough: Self-Service Dinner at Our House
Instead of:
Sibling Rivalry: Why Can't We All Just Get Along?
I want to write:
The Trampoline: The Cage Fighting Ring Right in Our Backyard
Instead of:
Date Night, Keeping the Spark Alive
I want to write:
Date Night, What's That?
Instead of:
Holiday Recipes to Try With Kids
I want to write:
Flour, Sugar, Raw Eggs, and Too Many Bossy Little Helpers Elbowing Each Other Off the Stool: A Recipe For Disaster
If you could write a snarky blog today, what would you call it?
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Holy cow, this made me laugh. Especially the one about recipes with the kids. Today, my blog would be “How to get your overtired 3-year-old to take a nap with a screaming baby in the next room.”
10 things I’d do differently as a parent…..or…….Ways to drive yourself crazy thinking you should have done it differently :)
Trivial, but I’d write about finding socks that actually stay on a baby’s feet… And then just give up and put her in sleepers every day.
Mommy wishes she could sit on the couch all day and do nothing and why you cant either.
Those are awesome! I love the holiday baking one. I think mine would be.. Going to a store or How to Herd Cats
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