I love
blogging. I love writing about my experiences with my kids, sharing ideas and tips, and getting feedback and hearing the opinions of the readers who leave comments. For the most part, I try to keep my blogs upbeat and positive, even while discussing something challenging--like
a hospital stay with a sick child or the
never-ending cycle called housework. But just for fun, here are a few examples of blogs I might write, followed by what I might really be thinking:
Instead of:
10 Fun and Easy Ways to Braid Your Little Girl's Hair
I want to write:
Crew Cuts: The New Look for Girls in 2014
Instead of:
Six Recipes that Will Appeal to Even the Pickiest of Eaters
I want to write:
Welcome to the Trough: Self-Service Dinner at Our House
Instead of:
Sibling Rivalry: Why Can't We All Just Get Along?
I want to write:
The Trampoline: The Cage Fighting Ring Right in Our Backyard
Instead of:
Date Night, Keeping the Spark Alive
I want to write:
Date Night, What's That?
Instead of:
Holiday Recipes to Try With Kids
I want to write:
Flour, Sugar, Raw Eggs, and Too Many Bossy Little Helpers Elbowing Each Other Off the Stool: A Recipe For Disaster
If you could write a snarky blog today, what would you call it?
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My son is one and squirms around like crazy! Diaper changing has become a challenge! My blog post would be, “Twist and Shout: The New Diaper Changing Dance”
Trivial, but I’d write about finding socks that actually stay on a baby’s feet… And then just give up and put her in sleepers every day.
10 things I’d do differently as a parent…..or…….Ways to drive yourself crazy thinking you should have done it differently :)
Those are awesome! I love the holiday baking one. I think mine would be.. Going to a store or How to Herd Cats
Mommy wishes she could sit on the couch all day and do nothing and why you cant either.
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